Score: 7

"Pretty good"

submission: Jetpack Jailbreak

date: November 20, 2009

So after you escape the moon you just blast off back to Earth? Yeah, that's a good idea, I mean it's not like you'd burn up in the Earth's atmosphere or anything...

Score: 9

"Hmm"

submission: Windows Doors

date: September 30, 2009

I searched "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" on Poogle and I DID get some results... Hmm...

Score: 10

"Very well made game"

submission: Frantic_2

date: September 3, 2009

Fun game, but compared to any Touhou game it's easy. I mean Frantic mode in this game is like normal mode in Touhou. Maybe in the next game make an even harder difficulty level.

Score: 8

"Pretty good"

submission: 60 Seconds til Graduation

date: August 3, 2009

Funny, I didn't know it was possible to get a 5.0 GPA.

Score: 7

"Fun, but..."

submission: William and Sly

date: August 1, 2009

The boss is WAAAY too tedious, there's absolutely no warning when the snake charges so it's just near impossible to avoid it, skill doesn't even matter, there's no clear pattern and no time to dodge. It's pure luck to win. The only way you can actually make it is if you wait long enough that five fairies are in one spot so that you can quickly grab em' and rush to the stone. You need some kind of a warning arrow on the side of the screen, or make the snake a bit slower/smaller so you actually have a chance to dodge it. I mean come on... its mouth is the size of the screen!

Score: 7

"The horror is over?"

submission: the ugly

date: June 15, 2009

Your parents are dead, your mom got brutally raped and your dad decapitated, you have no place to live, and you're a traumatized little girl because you shot someone. Happy end.

Score: 1

"Just what we need: another flash MMO"

submission: Dead Frontier Night Three

date: April 6, 2009

Nothing special, got boring really fast, a few minutes in, the bitch got stuck on a car and stopped moving. I couldn't leave the area, and no matter what I did she just stayed there until the zombies "ate her alive". Didn't even bother to continue. Crappy game.

Score: 7

"Kind of fun"

submission: Chrome Wars

date: March 12, 2009

This game needs a serious nerf for stats, if you go all out agility your crit and dodge go to an insane level. I had -340% to be hit and crit, and I had +300% to hit and crit, every single hit I did one a one shot 6k crit and because of the wheels I could charge at the start of every battle so each fight lasted about 3 seconds. But I do have to admit, it was fun hitting such insane numbers, and never getting hit once. But it got boring fast

Score: 8

"Great game, had fun"

submission: Hands of War RPG

date: December 11, 2008

I found a glitch where if you drop a part of the heartstone and leave the area you can't proceed in the game. It's still pretty sweet, but the 3 classes play almost the same, except rangers are a lot a better in terms of DPS. Mages can AOE grind fairly well though, and warriors suck, all they can do is stay alive.

Score: 1

"Gay"

submission: (Twisted) Cooking Mama

date: November 27, 2008

For every animal you don't eat, I'll eat two. I slaughtered a bunch of wild turkeys after playing this game. I just left their corpses there to rot.